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You know it’s cold when Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets~Bernie Madoff
If you have any good cold weather jokes leave ‘em here in the comments or the Dman Community forum.
You know it’s cold when Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets~Bernie Madoff
If you have any good cold weather jokes leave ‘em here in the comments or the Dman Community forum.
6 comments:
Bwhahahahahaahahah!
*snort*
Bwahahahaahahahahahah!
Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
50 Fahrenheit (10 C)
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
Canadians plant gardens.
40 Fahrenheit (4.4 C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably
Canadians Sunbathe.
35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C)
Italian Cars won't start
Canadians drive with the windows down
32 Fahrenheit (0 C)
Distilled water freezes
Canadian water gets thicker.
0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-40 Fahrenheit (-40 C)
Hollywood
disintegrates.
Canadians rent some videos.
-60 Fahrenheit (-51 C)
Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-100 Fahrenheit (-73 C)
Santa Claus
abandons the North Pole
Canadians pull down their earflaps.
-173 Fahrenheit (-114 C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
-459.4 Fahrenheit (-273 C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh? "
-500 Fahrenheit (-295 C)
Hell freezes over.
The Leafs win the Cup
Have a terrific day Roger. Big hug and lotsa lovies. :)
[co="red"]Lois I love to hear your LOL in detail! :)[/co]
[co="red"] Sandee that's awesome, thank you and hugs and loves! :)[/co]
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Oh now that's cold! Very funny on the last one about the flasher! :-)
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[co="red"]Jill hope it is nice and warm down there! :)[/co]
The post is awesome.Thanks to sandee,for his effort on making Temperature Conversion details. Really useful one.
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